i forgot that part in the russian revolution were lenin called on his ancient necromantic powers and animated a giant skeleton
(Source: nocommunicating, via fuzzislippers)
Girl you so fine
you got those helicopter legs, spinnin’ round
maybe you can give me a lift to the grocery store
Oh girl, you’re like a babe-copter
And your landing pad is my heart
All Ages must be subjected to the intricacies of female ligament configurations.
Under socialism, Guy Fieri will be replaced by Slavoj Zizek as the host of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives
my god these onion rings you know