"BEDELIA! It’s Father’s Day! Where’s my cake? You promised me my cake! Bedelia, I’m your father and you’re supposed to be taking care of me!"
Happy Father’s Day
"Nayyy I’ll murder your family ppppbbb. Jesus is the light nayy."
This is the best thing. We found it.
But there’s a bad man in all of us
No matter who we are
There’s a rapist and a nazi living in our tiny hearts
Child pornographers and cannibals
And politicians too
There’s someone in your head waiting to fucking strangle you
California is a Garden of Eden
A paradise to live in or see
But believe it or not you won’t find it so hot
If you ain’t got that Do-Re-Mi